Beantownjim.....
(Possibly the funniest thread ever posted at RX)
I Just Got Robbed
NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.
BOYS I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS MAN THEY ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH I SAW A BLACK KID TAKE THE MOWER I THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS F-CK YOU YURI